i moved to sugoimarsh ty

izzetheking:

My cats sleeping in a box full of packing peanuts which is perfect because if she decides to die i can just tape the box up slap a label on it and send her to Timbuktu where all the starving african babys may feast upon her body…

glamydia:

if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it